Lazy is my Name & Nap Time is my Game.


this was probably a first in beyonces whole life


i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 




you know what’s gross? fisting.

ur a b*tch.

a batch of what


Willie is about to turn 10. Sometimes I tuck him into bed


Willie is about to turn 10. Sometimes I tuck him into bed



I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read


remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is
me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers