Lazy is my Name & Nap Time is my Game.

anogoodrabblerouser:

The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

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ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

adorabaio:

this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen

adorabaio:

this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

dickofbutts:

the winner

dickofbutts:

the winner